"I like driving with Darien. I like looking at him when he can't look at me, the looking at me is great too but... I dunno. His focus on me can be so intense it's like I want to turn my attention that way too - not that I need any help with narcissism but when I can focus on him, I get something that I don't get anywhere else... It's probably cooties. I'll join your fang bangers anonymous club Brandy, this is nice."
Brandy laughed and squeezed Saphyre back. "Oh darling you certainly know how to lighten a room without trying but I digress... Welcome to Fangbangers NotSoAnonymous I mean we do know each other, but I agree stolen moments. I often wonder if they feel the same about those things? And of course you are here at a sex party it's like some of the best get it out of your system fucking in all of Seattle from what I see when I come in on the aftermath. Never once have I heard from anyone that they hadn't had their share of D or P be it vampire or not. Should we sample this spiced wine now that it is simmering? We've done everything according to my German boyfriend on this is how you make the Glühwein."
"Yeah it's kind of like getting fucked in a tidal wave, but a sexy tidal wave, in a good way. It might be downing the liquor cabinet when you're in the mood for a shot but," Saphyre popped his lips which were a dusky rose colour that evening. "My shot's in the mix."
"Yes!" Saphyre said helping himself to the cabinets until he uncovered where the glasses were kept pulling two down. "Let's see how the Germans do it."
"If you ask Klaus he would likely say "Stoicism and precision, this is the German way." Brandy said accepting a glass mug and sniffing the drink. "As the Germans say 'Prost', I say cheers to you good fellow. Thank you for joining our semi secret club and for spending time before this shindig gets off the ground. "
Saphyre accepted his own glass mug full of the warm sweet smelling beverage, clinking the rim gently to Brandy's. "Cheers to you darling, and congratulations on almost a year," he said and then lowered his voice to a stage whisper. "It's okay that it's a big deal."
"I just don't want to jinx it." She whispered back as she sipped the spiced wine. "Damn it all, I will have to confess to tall blonde and handsome that he is in fact correct. His way is better, and it does make a huge difference on how this tastes. I feel like this tastes like red wine and apple cider had a love child. It is rather nice. A sweet purchase and gift. I think he's trying to re-fatten me up." She gently blew on her drink " So are most your issues due to him being a master vampire and the him wrangling his powers or is it more a you're from this bloodline of vampire or is it things other than that or have we covered most the points? I don't want to step into any conversation dookies so to speak of darling. But I'm just trying to gage what page we're on. If its the same because the dump I got tonight on my way out. I'm still processing parts I heard on the way out. The you guys having some troubles was easy the other part, and I'm like why is it every time you meet someone you dig family rears its head, and then you are like is this even worth it? It's why Le Cirque isn't something I'll likely see much of unless Klaus decides he wants to you know see a family member so to speak."
Saphyre sipped at the drink letting the rich warm flavours run over his tongue as he considered the question. "It's part of it, I'm not sure how much you heard but it's the part that puts me at odds with my pack if I choose to continue this relationship. Maybe. I don't know part of me is like - " Saphyre bit down on what was going to be an unfortunate set of words from a desire to take an Occam's Razor to a delicately coiled knot. Simplicity was not so simple. "Look, I get it, it should be the big part, the grand reveal, the mentos in the Diet Coke. But really? I just have been put in a position to doubt that he sees me as an equal, a partner. And this is still new and still fresh so can I even ask that of him really at this stage? You don't ask your brand new boyfriend to help you bury a body you ask your best friend because you know them they've clocked in the hours. But is there even a world where I'm that call? Ever? Is that a direction we're aiming at or am I the Pomeranian? That's the heart of the debacle. Even though the debacle is all War of the Roses, important shit with larger consequences. I'm just down here in the petty muck with my own selfish problems."
Brandy sighed, "It's a tough spot to be in, and as vampires get older they do lose touch with their humanity. Some vampires start seeing anyone as mortal as less than, but I don't think Darien's there yet, or maybe he had to be for many years due to familial obligations. I'm putting that delicately. "
She suppressed a grimace as she led him over to the table where Klaus's friends would sit down to play poker and pulled out a seat, motioning for Saphy to sit. "Your pack has had your side since you joined it Darien's a new introduction into your way of life, but I mean are they telling you not to see him or have any kind of ties with him? Or are they taking a hands-off approach and just going to be there for you, be it good or bad? That would be the boat I'd be in if Michael was running our group. I'd have to pick Klaus or them, and I don't know what I'd do if Morvan forced me to make that decision. Question for you? Are you Darien's Pomme? Has he offered you that as a title?"
Saphyre joined her at the table, one leg folding beneath him as he sat. He rolled the warm mug between his palms.
"I've been told my decisions are my own and they have my back it's just that... I would be sleeping with the enemy not because he's a vampire but because of who he has an unbreakable tie to. And I could do that but then like my phone is considered forever tapped, y'know? They might trust me but they can't trust him, even if I trust him. Even if he proves himself trust worthy because, well, what's a long con to a vampire right? Centuries." Saphyre sighed and rubbed warmed fingers against his scalp, bowing his head briefly. When he said it out-loud it certainly wasn't a non-issue.
"No-no everything you say makes perfect sense." Brandy said reaching out to grab the end of his toes that were tucked under him. "Sorry I should have asked first you might think feet are gross or that I'm perving on you. Obviously I'm not cause, no frisky feline scent to be smelled but Oh god yes! 100% this. Michael is my group's enforcer, and honestly I never want to see Him and Morvan in a rematch because that would be messy Michael's a beast and as enforcer he is our security guy. I'm compromised addicted to vampire dick and therefore can't be trusted because obviously Klaus has rolled me or uses his dick to enspell me to do his evil shadowy vampire doings. He's gone as far to flat out get in Klaus's face and told him to dump my ass. If he could, he would flatline Klaus permanently with no hesitation."
She frowned again looking a little sad. "And despite knowing how much Michael hates vampires, he's worse with were-rats. So imagine my surprise when I got myself a guy who I happen to like who doesn't treat me like a whore, fun to fuck but not someone to take home to meet the fam. I wanted to have him meet my family, the people that are dear to me. Michael has to see I'm not crazy in wanting to introduce him and how big a step that means. Some of the group understands and thinks its nice that I'm in a relationship that makes my heart want to dance and rave hard and happy. But Because I choose to be with him I know sometimes I'm left out of things or the last to hear in the group because of those ties. It's the price I pay for dating outside my group."
"Oh man, vampires to the right of you, were-rats to the left, and I'm stuck in the middle with you," Saphyre said with a laugh of commiseration, putting his hand over Brandy's to let her know wordlessly that it was okay. Physical touch was almost never disquieting to him.
"Man we really do have a lot in common with the romantic decisions. I bet if we combed through the list we have some exes in common. My gosh that's uncanny, even the good ones are unfortunate choices. Star crossed lovers."
"Have you banged Sage then yes we share an ex in common I doubt you and Mr. Salvatore ever have, but I could be wrong. That was a one-sided relationship. It was a job, but I let it get personal in the last year we were together, it's kind of hard not to when you work with someone for that long, but a lesson was learned there. Papa Sabertooth fang was more than happy to tweak my tail all about that. Old troll of a vamp that likes just seeing others miserable." Brandy said, chuckling at the situation. "But yeah, I do see we have some similar things going on in our lives we can relate to. I don't know your situation, but are you on the werewolf council? Weird question but just go with me on the yes or no thing."
Saphyre shook his head, his nose wrinkling briefly and his back straightening minutely. Pack business was a thing he didn't chat about outside of the pack so he was cautious proceeding.
"Perfect. See that's great news. If you aren't on it and you don't chill with anyone on it then there really isn't anything super-duper secret that your boyfriend can use info wise besides knowing little things about your friend circle. If you trust him that shouldn't be an issue for you or your friends and higher up pack members right? See for me? I shit the bed and lost the lottery on that. We are small but I'm basically considered part of my groups' council so this is why Michael's so flipping mad. It was bad enough I was working as an escort for one high up vampire five years ago and then rather than swearing off vampires I hooked up with Klaus." Brandy said letting go of Saphyre's toes, seemingly happy to hear that Saphy didn't have it as bad as it could be.
"In my group Alphas are supposed to only date their kind or it looks bad we look weak, especially if the partnership is like mine and Klaus'. Master vampire and an alpha were leopardess, yes that's a bad look in my tribe. I've tried to put it out there that as far as being rolled and made to do something terrible but made not to remember, that's something that's not happened to me since before I powered up. I know it’s why Michael is so against vampires because they can mindfuck you. But I've never had Nigel Roll me. Hell, Klaus' has never set fangs to flesh on me. Rolled or unrolled, because of my security precaution of not allowing myself to be rolled. So there you have it you can breathe a bit easier because your pack can't give you stink eye on dropping secrets. I get it every group has some that should never see the light of day. But earlier I did ask the Pomme question, maybe you aren't familiar with the term. But its a ver big deal in the vampire community so term wise like you have lingo for your pack they have lingo. That title holds a lot of esteem and perks if you have been offered or bestowed such a thing, it means you're a pretty big deal to Darien." Brandy replied, taking a long sip.
Saphyre's posture loosened again, he rested his elbow on the table and his chin onto his palm as she talked. He chuckled as she attempted to simplify his problems for him. It wasn't that he wasn't allowed to see Darien it was simply that he had to accept the position it put him in with his pack, socially, politically. It couldn't help but feel like choosing him over them. It felt like betrayal even if it wasn't.
"Oh no sorry I didn't mean to brush off that question, I was just - you know we're unravelling the yarn some things get dropped. I am familiar with the term, I have been offered the position, I have not yet accepted it," Saphyre explained. "Again with the grand champion fuck up and the taking things slow. It's a big entanglement and... I am the first man he's ever been with. And I'm y'know, me, sparkly colourful me. I was worried I was like cotton candy, super fun for the carnival but if you had it for dinner every night you'd probably get tired of it real quick. Vampires like novelty but novelty wears off. I didn't want us to chafe each other on a bond," Saphyre sipped his drink. "Y'know?"
"Oh actually I didn't know that. Darien's new to the dating a dude game. I can see why you've been taking it slow. Novelty reasons and wondering if you're going to be their flavor of icecream and all that jam. Cherry explained that to me as well. It seems most circles I travel where vampires are concerned they're pretty homo or hetroflexible if they aren't straight, just into one gender. Klaus falls outside that category, being only into the fairer sex, but I digress. We talked things out for three months about the Pomme thing and how he should give that title to someone that goes so far out of their way to see he is so taken care of. I don't know how she does it, but five days of the week she is here before work or her dance practices or her days off to see him fed and of course sexed up. Without her help, he would struggle a lot more to see arrangements taken care of." Brandy drained her glass and stood up to bring the warm pot over and refilled her glass.
She refilled Saphy's glass mug as well. "That title of Pomme means if you mention it to any other vampire, they will back off. It's a form of protection in the vampire community. You don't ever fuck with another vampire's pomme, unless you want to be labelled as less than scum and have everyone know it. It also comes with gifts and surprises to delight and titillate. Their way of showing how thankful they are for your time decimation and care. So if you ask a lot of vampires hearing 'I'm dating.' doesn't do much but hearing someone has taken on a pomme is kind of sideways adjacent to going steady. I can't be a Pomme for Klaus despite how much he would like me to be I can't for health reasons and to keep the peace of my feline fam. Cherry needs the protection more than I do anyhow since she is a sub. At the end of the day you got to decide if that title is something you want to accept. Judgment be damned by pack mates or not."
"I don't feel so judged by my pack mates," Saphyre said and then thought of Pan and had to suppress a wry smile. He definitely judged him but Saphyre couldn't help but see his younger self in the lad. "I mean - Dating Darien anyways. I dated at least two DJs with face tattoos and felt pretty judged for that, rightly so," Saphyre chuckled and blew the steam from his newly topped up cup, taking another sip.
"Pomme or Pomeranian, that is the question I suppose. I will say, I've been novelty to a lot of people, a DJ with a face tattoo among them and usually it's so clandestine. Darien seems... proud to have me on his arm, he doesn't shy away from it or labelling it and yes he offered to make me his Pomme. And yet still it feels like indulging some sort of Sid and Nancy set-the-bed-on-fire madness to accept. I've become trigger-shy I think," Saphyre sighed and then tipped his head at Brandy. "It sucks about the health stuff, it's really dragging out huh?"
"Touch and go. I've put on a brave face for my pardmates-" She sighed, looking more weary, despite the makeup she wore doing a great job of hiding her off color and dark circles around her eyes. "I worry this is going to be my new normal. For a while I thought well shit I guess I'm dying. All very dramatic and on point for me, right darling? I'm on a slightly different sampling of meds right now. It keeps the vomiting of everything back up mostly at bay if I stick to liquids and small samplings of food. But I still feel like garbage, and I definitely don't feel like I am at anything better half my normal strength. Everything exhausts me. I spike fevers get night sweats have night terrors and always on the edge of tossing my cookies if I eat, but I'm still here for now and the weigh loss is well embarrassing. I'm back up to a hundred pounds at least. Only another fifty to sixy more to gain back in muscle and fat again. Any news that gets my mind off feeling gross is nice."
Brandy sipped her drink, the first glass was sitting well she ruminated on if it tasted like more, "I don't think being trigger shy is a bad thing. You've had some bad ex's darling, we have all been there. But the fact you are pumping the brakes to ask things should be an indicator that maybe you've grown some, and maybe you're handling things just fine with taking it slow. But talking to Darien might not hurt either, this is your first vampire relationship, right? They hit a lot more different than dating in your circle or dating humans. Perhaps text yourself a list of things that worry you and things you really need to know to feel comfortable, and maybe go from there. If he cares, he should share. If not, just let him know you're there for fun, and you can ride him like a pogo stick or what you shall, and you can put some armor on the heart while still getting some. Unless you and sex don't work like that, and you can't do casual. If that's the case, I don't know what to council."
Saphyre reached out to put a consoling hand on her wrist. He wanted to tell her that it wouldn't be forever, that she was a shifter and it would pass eventually - but really he'd never seen anything like this. It was scary from the outside he couldn't imagine what it was like from the inside.
He laughed delightedly at her final statements. "Oh no baby, I'm casual Fridays with sex. I don't think any of this would work in the least otherwise. Darien likes to work a room, I like to watch him work the room. He seems fine with my working of the room and he's, y'know, met me. I'm not the grand poobah of sluts but I probably rank pretty high. You dish out some pretty good advice darling, and some pretty good whatever this is called," Saphyre praised lifting his glass for another mouthful and reaching out to pinch her cheek gently, affectionately.
Brandy chuckled. "Its pronounced Glue-vine. I know and I'm sold on it. And watching your boy work a room, that's a vibe. I think that is what first attracted him your dancing, the way you light up a room and ignite it. That is a talent. When Cherry mentioned working at Le Cirque I pictured a stripper bar like Marty's my old boss but that it was all vampires and shifters working there and that maybe you guys did the occasional live shift on certain nights. Then I see you dance at the spring fling and find out you and Cherry worked together and I was like what kind of dancing yall do over there. Fast-forward to me busting out for Tana's birthday and yeah, you guys to call you just dancers or just strippers is just insulting, you guys are performers and artists. A far cry from my pole-riding days. Cheers to that and to the fact you can keep things open in your relationship. So has any of this been useful in how to deal with tall dark and delicious?
"Yeah I'm going to ride him like a pogo stick - that's what we were talking about right?" Saphyre teased taking another drink. He set the mug down on the table, sampling the taste of mulled wine off his own lips.
"I'm going to talk to him. Not tonight, obviously. It'd be very 'h-ow d-o y-ou f-ee-eel?' and then somebody comes. I think maybe I was scared to lay out everything because I didn't want to risk being told I was the Pomeranian because that would mean I was kind of dumb again. Maybe I am kind of dumb, but it's better to know. And it's better for him to know what's going on in this three ring circus," Saphyre said pointing a finger at his own temple.
"I mean worst case and this is the worst case here, say you are the Pom-the pet, not the vampire title. People go apeshit over their pets I was no different before I my infection and becoming a were-leopard I loved my cat and my golden retriever, more so than some of my schoolmates. So you know how cherished, loved and spoiled pets can be. Is that so bad to be a pet to someone? Sorry if its weird dating a dungeon dom you mention dog breed and my brain goes ah yes pet play. If everyone is having a good time and not contesting, it is a good time had by all. If your talk makes him leave his home town advantage and gets him to come to you somewhere not his space - so not his house and not his club and not AAI. Find a park or somewhere else that is neutral ground to have this talk. Don't forget your notes and tell him you go through the list before he can get grab assy, and you forget what you were doing or trying to say. Klaus is bloody good at being all so we were having this discussion and then playfully starts things and my brain goes and does the brrrrrrrrr thing. Before you know, it's offline for logic and the light for dick is just blinking on and off repeatedly. I'd hate for you to fall into that if you have serious talking points." Brandy said, gently swirling her mug.
She met his eyes and held them, normally shifters didn't do it too much to each other as it could be considered a dominance challenge, but she felt Saphy wouldn't take it that way. "But all jokes aside if he does that make him listen, if he doesn't, you might have your answer on how serious it is. If he doesn't respect boundaries like that, what else do you have to worry about? But yeah.. good talk, you got this, I can cheer you on. Also, if you need a face to face or a cup of nonjudgmental tea I'm here, I literally have an apartment just across the hall from here. Mine's just a mess so I have you here, my apartment is just a sea of shoes and fancy dresses and makeup. You got this darling."
Saphyre met her gaze, his focus soft, he slow blinked at her borrowing a little feline language to communicate that he got it. Things were good, safe. He laughed with her but made note of her advice, his desire to climb inside Darien's skin had made it difficult to talk to him sometimes. Somewhere public and neutral might be more conducive.
"Adored is nice, but I can fill my tank on adored any night of the week. I'm looking... to matter in someone's life, like really. I got good shoulders they can bear a little weight if they were put to use, y'know?"
He drained his glass and smiled. "A sea of shoes and fancy dresses and make up sounds like just my kind of place, honestly. We'll do tea again for sure. This has been nice."
"Of course I would be up for tea. You just set the time and I can work it in. With everything on my plate as you can see my schedule is burst at the seams with very important things to do. 3pm sit on the back porch and chirp at the pigeons, 5pm give myself a tongue bath, 6pm lay on Klaus and make biscuits on his chest." She laughed again emerald green eyes wide and bright, clearly amused. "And if that doesn't work, we can try other things and plan up smart schemes and well-intentioned plans. So... I'm going to guess the boys are done airing their laundry, would you like me to text and find out, or do you just want to go down there? Or we can hide up here a little longer. I've only heard the front door open once since we have decided to do the spiced wine."
"I'm going to be a pussy of the highest order and ask you to text first, I don't want to walk into the middle of some tense debate. Or find out we're talking over an air vent that leads directly into the dungeon or something," Saphyre chuckled. "Can I get you a refill while you do recon?"
"Dungeon is sound proofed you could be strapped to a Saint Andrews cross down there and if there was an orgy going on up here you would never know." Brandy said giving the colorful werewolf a wink as she fished her phone out of her bra. "I get you. I got you darling. "
She sent Klaus a Text
BRANDY:Hey lover I've been up here entertaining one of our guests while you and Darien got to talk without kitty ears around. Is it safe to bring Saphyre downstairs, or is it an awkward moment and you two need a few to put to rest your talking points still?"
KLAUS: Saphyre is as welcome down here as any other guest. If there are ruffled feathers, we will soothe them.
BRANDY: As you say. I will let him know, and I'm sorry for leaving so quickly, I just wanted some time to wrap my brain around the dump. I'm good now. Saphy seems good. We drank a bottle of your spiced wine. I made it proper this time. PS You are right your way was better. Es tut mir leid :P
Brandy looked up from her phone. "We are apparently cool. He says if there are ruffled feathers, he can deal with them. So bottom's up dear, and we can wander down to the bell of the beast that is our fuck dungeon. Did you need any help getting into those shoes ?"
"That is so sweet of you to offer but they only look complicated, they have a have a side zipper," Saphyre said getting up from the table and going over to rinse his mug out in the sink. "Not that you wouldn't make a fetching little bootblack, but I've learned that 'easy to get off' is a must for these parties. Clothing wise anyways, I guess a little endurance is preferable in guests for a good feed."
Saphyre turned back to Brandy and fluffed his hair a little, straightening his crop top. "How do I look?"
"It's easy to get away with it. Or have a partner who doesn't mind a little stabbing with their fuckin' fuckin' knife." Brandy agreed. She got up and followed him to the door. "You look ravishing, darling."
. * * *
"Fear not, my friend. I am well aware of the difference in age and power between us." Darien told Klaus. "And I am certainly no fool. I am angry, yes. Losing all the capital I have collected nearly cost me more than just my pride, and simply being connected to him may have cost me something far more important. I hope that your lady's issues do not put strain on our friendship. I of course would not blame you if you chose her over me."
"Issues?" Klaus cocked his head. "Such a mild term for the things inflicted by the Arctic Wolf, directly or indirectly. Consider it fortunate that you are not strongly allied with his camp. That is currently your only defence. One would hope she finds it sufficient to prevent her from tarring you with the same brush."
" He set me on my own path long enough ago that I had no reason to think I would encounter him here. I am... Forced to pick apart my youth, faced as I am by those things inflicted by him. He was the one who took me from the orphanage, raised me, shaped me. Perhaps I did not become like him because he gave me the chance to have a family of my own before he offered me this life. " Darien shook his head. " I know not. I do, however know that I am indeed unlike my father, and gladly so, as I have found much in this city that I wish to preserve. " He lowered his voice. " I hosted the Master's swans at my club recently. It was quite the treat to be able to converse with such a regal group."
Klaus chuckled. "They are indeed a regal court," he said. "Hosting them here was an exercise in willpower, let me assure you of that. I was pleased that they brought humans. It gave me something of a buffer between them and the bottom of the pyramid. And we grow to who we are in spite of our parents, not because of them."
"Perhaps so. " Darien sighed. " Now all I need to do is figure out how to traverse my relationship with Saphyre. I do not suppose you have any advice on that front?"
"Be honest," Klaus replied. "If your feelings are real, tell him what they are. If things are not meant to be, do not cling. You will both recover, given time. If not, add it to the list of debts your sire owes you."
Darien nodded. "Wise advice indeed, my friend. "
"One can only hope." Klaus said as there was a knock on the door. "It seems our company is arriving."
When the door opened, Raven walked in cocked her head as she stood in the doorway. "Were you trying to wrestle grizzly bears at the zoo again?" She asked, glancing at the arm and then up to Klaus's face.
"You didn't hear? Brandy asked for a hand moving furniture. She meant it more literally that I anticipate." He paused as well, looking at her. "I assume you'e being facetious. I thought everyone knew the story. It was bitten off during a police investigation. Five dead, two police, two security and the perpetrator and one very badly injured police captain."
"Uhhh noooooope. I heard nothing I work at Le Cirque not in the Towers." She said with a shrug. "The only thing that has been a talking point at our work place was the news of the Master of Seattle. Ooooh what a twist. If that persona of his is at all genuine, he would be bathing in all the drama and shed tears over those that have shit talked him. I suspect when he is bored he will slowly pick out the ones that were openly nasty. A great defence is to make an example of those you want to sit up and take notice."
Darien's eyebrows raised. Not as many people knew about what had happened as Klaus thought apparently. Or perhaps he had missed that part. "I'm afraid that most of the media has been focused on the damage to the human police and security. It's not a big surprise after all. They wouldn't want to let anyone know that not all vampires are psychotic murderers."
"You sound salty today, Darien. Just another day another dollar, you can't get pissed and expect them to grovel on their knees you know? At least we are free to walk the streets and eat whom ever is down for it and I don't need to worry about being bagged tagged and" Raven put two fingers to her temple to emphasize her point. "Have them blow my brains out on the sidewalk because I have fangs. Haters going to hate as they say. Who has time to hate back like that? Not this gal."
"I have not been put on standby to prep the principal's office in anticipation of truant students," Klaus said. "Then again, I am a little shorthanded. Come in. As Brandy frequently reminds me, I am not heating all of Seattle."
"Aww, that is so sweet, she even cares about your utility bill. Now that's caring." She gave Klaus a polite head nod. "Thank you for the invitation." She walked into the building and opened the door to the dungeon. "Woof am I really the second one here? No offence Darien I get it being late to the party isn't fashionable, but I figured there would be more here than just well... Us?"
"There is a third I believe, upstairs with Brandy. I believe the call has been put out for other guests as well." Darien shrugged. " I suppose we are just having a later than usual gathering. As you said, there is much gossip abound."
"Yeah, Cherry would have come with me, but she said she had to rally a few folks." Raven explained, hopefully it will be enough tonight? What happens if we don't have enough, we just feel a little hungover right?"
"Or the weakest of us dies," Klaus answered, the slightest of twitches happening at upwards corners of his mouth, to suggest that he was joking. "I hope we don't have any humans coming."
"Or you want half a dozen and then we get to play hide the body." Raven said as she curled up onto a spanking bench to sit wide eyed she innocently added. "Obviously a joke. We can't hide any bodies that would be wrong."
"They're easier to hide as body parts," Klaus said, nonplussed. How recently had they hidden bodies? Two weeks earlier? Three? "And of course everything is legal as long as no one catches you." He waved his hand. "That is a much later lesson."
"Yes, I dont recall body disposal 101 being in any of my courses. Is this a new add teach?" Raven asked.
"I just said it was a much later lesson," Klaus pointed out. "If you couldn't recall that, I doubt you'd recall the later lessons."
"Apologies, a girl is excited and distracted because she is here to help. These little gathers have definitely become a much to look forward to event that I come out to twice a month." Raven replied shaking her head and dropping the innocent act.
"They are certainly more exciting than poker night hmm?" Darien chuckled.
"Can't say I jump into those. I've heard they are a thing, but cards aren't as exciting as this. Is it the same group that comes out to that?" Raven asked.
"Not exactly," Klaus said, glad that the topic had changed. "There is some crossover but there are more attendees here than there are on poker nights."
"Okay now you have me curious on who would come to a card night but not the fuckfest that goes down here at ground zero. Any hints?" Raven asked looking to the pair of male vampires.
"And probably a good thing. Too many players at the table makes it tedious." Darien said. " And orgies are not for everyone dear."
"Okay, you say that, but I'd like to think the majority of us are pretty sex positive. I've not met a vampire yet that doesn't like some hankypanky." Raven sighed.
"That is when you split the tables," Klaus said. "As opposed to bending somebody over a table."
"See, I like how this guy thinks!" Raven laughed softly, winking at Darien.
Darien chuckled. " That would certainly change the meaning of poker night."
"See now that could be a game night that I'd come to." She said clapping her hands together to rub them. "You could add so many interesting wins or penalties. How much money are you pots to buy into each game?"
"We play for high stakes," Klaus said. "Initial buy in is a dollar. If you go bust, you can buy in twice more. That way on really bad night, you've lost three dollars. Thomas usually doesn't buy in past the first one. If you do really well and everyone else misjudges their luck, you could go home with just under twenty dollars. It's mostly just an excuse to swap insults and gossip."
"That only makes it marginally more fun. That wouldn't cover my uber here. " Raven sighed.
"Carpool," Klaus suggested.
"You do have an answer for everything." Raven smiled. "If I knew who the usual suspects that came were it would be more incentive. Clearly you two attend it and Thomas. How many more players on average?"
“Obviously myself and Darien,” Klaus answered. “Malaki, Thomas and Willie round out the usual players, although we’ve had John Breeman and Arianna attend, as well as Noah and Sebastian on occasion.”
"So going off that info the vampire prudes that don't like having sex leaves John and Sebastian." Raven said with a frown. " I guess they're still in the baby tier. Maybe they worry about blood lust. I certainly remember my first time getting laid as a vampire and getting off. I definitely did a number on my partner. Perhaps it is best that they sit that out. John's what less than 10 years old and Sebastian's what maybe 15 I know he's under 20 but he should definitely know how to fuck by now and stay in control."
“Sebastian comes from a strict religious background,” Klaus pointed out. “He likely went too far the other way shortly after his rebirth and it likely left a bad taste in his mouth. John is rather closed about his past, beyond choosing vampirism over death from an inoperable tumour.”
"Like Sebastian was a priest, or monk, or holy preacher in training? I'm surprised he's still here with us. Had a case a few years back where some jack hole turned a nun? I think. They called in Sozio Squirty Mac Squirt-Squirt to punch her ticket. " Raven wondered.
“He couldn’t punch her ticket,” Klaus said. “She hadn’t committed a crime. And she wasn’t a nun. She was showing signs of the Stigmata. She refused to pledge to the Master and her spark faded. Not exactly suicide, according to the church, so her soul was supposedly saved. And there is still an outstanding warrant of execution on the vampire responsible. We are to alert Father Sozio as soon as we hear anything.”
" I see it pays to play as a liaison for the police you get all the bestest stories to tell." She said digesting the tidbits shared by the blond German vampire.
“All that came from being Der Schulmeister,” Klaus said. “ I’m not supposed to tell any of the liaison stories.”
"And yet...?" She glanced at his arm. "Is a condensed version maybe shared tonight?"
“My arm was bitten off by a vampire wereleopard,” Klaus said. His face was completely serious.
Raven studied Klaus not entirely convinced. "Well I suppose that does top wrestling Grizzlies at the zoo." Her eyes drifted over to Darien. "You sir are far too quiet tonight. The atmosphere tonight... I feel if everyone is going to be off tonight we might have a pretty sad party tonight. We very much can't have that. Sad should never be in the same sentence as sex party in my humble opinion."
"Things have been complicated lately. Worry not, I am certain when our numbers swell so will other things." Darien said with a smirk.
"Ah I see what you did there."Raven said with a grin. "I'm sorry you boys are having an off week? Month? Year?"
Klaus pointed to his arm. “I’m going to say bad month for me, although things are slowly getting better. I’m told it can take as much as year to grow back a limb fully, assuming there is enough blood. I’ve been feasting on the were-leopard, as much because of its availability as because of its irony. Were-leopard bit it off, were-leopards help grow it back. I’m also grateful that the Master of the City is allowing me to use that portion of his power that allows such things. I doubt I would be able to do it so quickly on my own.”
There was a knock on the door and Willie and Sam were next to arrive.
Brandy came downstairs with Saphy to open the door and let in
Noah and Thando.
The gathering was starting as guests were greeted and directed into the familiar dungeon space.
Thomas and Tasi were next to make their presence known as they were admitted into the building and made their way into the dungeon.
"This past six months or so have been eventful for me for certain. " Darien told Raven. " Although I haven't had a body part removed, so Klaus may have me beat for bad luck." He turned to greet the others as they arrived, waiting to see if Saphyre wanted to approach him.
“Perhaps there is some culture where a vampire’s left arm is a lucky charm.”
“What the fuck sort of conversation did I just walk in on?” Thomas asked.
Saphyre's entrance was softened by the arrival of other guests, he didn't stand boldly in the center of a doorway with a pause for applause. As greetings were exchanged Saphyre made his way to the now-accustomed layout of bracelets that were supposed to keep a frame work of will and won't on the debauchery. Once he'd selected his he made his way over to Klaus, aware of Darien as he did.
"Seems like a fun one. It's a very bold new look, I must say. Asymmetry is very in this season," Saphyre said by way of a greeting.
"It was, unfortunately, not my choice. Let's just say that I have a greater appreciation for the martial capability of the average shape-shifter," Klaus said. "I'm just happy that it is my left arm, rather than my right. I'm slowly growing it back. I'm not sure how far or for how long the growth will continue. I've radically increased my blood intake. So long as I keep up with that diet, it is likely to continue. As an aside, any vampire who has not had the chance to feed from Reverend Josiah Hicks. one of the were-leopard donors, I can say without fear of contradiction he is an acquired taste and, no offence to the good Reverend, I have no interest in acquiring it. He calls himself Pepper for good reason. He is quite spicy."
"Ah a man of the table cloth, I guess it's a kosher way to indulge in a little sadomasochism - feed the people!" Saphyre chuckled.