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Salamanth

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I am going to point out that the uterus is part of the hoohaw So he did bite it out of her hoohaw!!!

I have tried because my grand daughter has begged me to try and read this drivel and could not get past the first chapter..I do not think I made it through the first 4 pages because it was so poorly written.

Oh well that is as it is I agree LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLame!!!! extremely so!

Oh thank you for my laugh of the day.

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Okay, so the amniotic sac is made of the same stuff as their skin, which is why they can't use ultrasound.  Excuse me?  Doesn't that mean THEIR SKIN would have already stopped the ultrasonics?

Don't you love plot holes?
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No, Bella is still Human when she's preggers. Cause she CAN'T get pregnant while a vampire, that's JUST SILLY! HAH! Cause then her insides would be all shrivelled and useless! Like Edwards!....Hey...Wait a minute...

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Female vamps can't have children, because they lack the ability for their body to change as would be needed to concieve and carry a child. But just like in the Anita Blake series, where a male vamp can impregnate a human woman, male vamps in this series can as well. Just no one knew it, because it is such a rare thing....
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I was unfortunate enough to be working at a bookstore for the release of the final book fo this series.  I have read all the books, just for the sake of knowing the f*ck the teenage freakages were squeeing over in my store.  My opinion is very similar to that stupid Eragon book.  I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY PUBLISHED THIS CRAP.  If you weed out the pages upon pages of teenage "oh my god he is sooooooo perfect and hoooot!!"  Then you would have a pseudo-decent short novel that would only be good for bathroom reading.  For the record no I did not go see any of the movies... I believe my brain would explode if exposed to that much teenage fangirl high pitch skreeching.  Seriously.  The US should record that sound and play it on the battlefield.  The war would be over in minutes.

And BTW ....

Vampires don't f*cking sparkle.

Seriously.  Thats whats keeping them from taking over the world?  Pussies.

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It's just bad for my blood pressure to talk about Twilight, but seriously, I would not be so angered by it if Stephanie Meyer had any kind of integrity. It was SUPPOSED to be a trilogy (a shitty trilogy written form the POV of a depth-less character anyone can step into the shoes of) but then there's a fourth book...From everyone's perspective...Hm do I smell a cash grab?

Also she completely neglects perfectly viable and interesting characters. And cops out entirely when it comes to Jacob (the only Character who made Bella remotely interesting) "Oh he didn't love BELLA, no no that would be tragic, because she's busy in an emotionally abusive relationship...He loved...Um...HE LOVED ONE OF HER OVUMS!"
"Excuse me, what?"
"Yeah shifters imprint on their mate, but he didn't imprint on BELLA no no he imprinted on one of her eggs"
"...Fucking convenient it was THAT egg that got fertilized huh?"
"Oh yep."
"And that she didn't rag it out in the mean time..."
"...Yes that too."
"And that Edward gave it an extra x instead of a y..."
"..."

Still a reasonable writer of great reason and awesomeness? Read this:

http://www.cracked.com/funny-1807-stephenie-meyer/

Stephenie Meyer and Kanye West would have darling narcissist babies together. They are after all, both geniuses. And flawless, and their work is flawless.


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Wow best read up ever on twat face. Gah what a horrible person to not be able to take criticism. Honestly it makes me sorta sad.

Now not to totally flame the poor woman to death i will point out that she like JK have made alot of teenagers umm girls get into reading instead of sitting on their asses and watching movies. So to this kudos. in her mind it is the most romantic love story ever. Yes the book has massive holes but she has very much tried to keep the idea of romance alive even if it did get weird.

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I'm not a complete fan, but I have read the books. They work because they get into the mind of a teenage girl and before someone says that teenage girl's have more personality, I'm terribly sorry but they don't. As a teenager, I had image issues. I thought I was not pretty enough or good enough and this is the experience of a lot of women. Yeah she could be more... well more of a role model, ya know, more sensible or true to life but then the books would not have sold as well. I've read loads of teenage fiction where the main female character is strong willed, independent and so on, (all the things that people who don't read twilight want) and guess what, those books don't sell. Bella is a teenager, shallow, self centred, obsessed with looks and totally in the throes of that first crush that most people get but will end in reality. And despite what a lot of feminists say, women love romance. Hell I don't watch a lot of rom-coms but I do love romance. 

Yes I hated the imprinting thing in Breaking Dawn, because it was such a cop-out to give everyone a happy ending.

Though having a go because she can't take criticism or open tons of emails full of negativity is a little OTT. Especially when that article starts with the line:


Unless you've been living under a rock for a year or two, chances are you've heard of Twilight and it's creator Stephenie Meyer. Thought in equal parts to be a whiny bitch with the mind of a 13 year old, and a god.

And then goes on to say:

Stephanie is a self-obsessed, narrsisistic, hypocritical and infantile woman.


Yeah… that’s not criticism of a book, that’s personal attacks, in an article whining about how she can’t take criticism. I had to laugh at them whining over her exultation about the publishers who rejected her. I’m currently writing a book, I expect to get a lot of rejections when I try to get it published. If the miracle happens and I do get it published and become hugely popular to boot, you can bet I’ll be thinking about contacting those publishers who rejected me and sending then copies of my new multi-million deal stapled to their letter. And anyone who thinks they wouldn’t think about that is lying through their teeth.

I know I ranted, but it hacks me off all these hate sites. It reminds me of the sites that sprang up around HP while it was being written. It’s stupid and infantile and 9 times out of 10 created by people who want to  be ‘against the trend’. So you don’t like the book.. big sodding deal. Is it worth your time to waste air going on about S Meyer when you could be talking about someone you do like.

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Engh nothing brings people together quite like rage. Sorry hun, it's the way the cookie crumbles

It's just unfortunate that all these teenage girls, with these body issues, not feeling good enough, and desperate to find "true love", cling to THIS series. Because she is such  an anti-rolemodel it's unbearable. I understand that it's media and entertainment and such, and not EVERY girl is going to run out and become obsessive about their boyfriends and dissolve into a lifeless shell when they break up because those are the guidelines put down by New Moon, but some girls are going to come face to face with emotionally abusive relationships, and maybe they're not so ready to see the warning signs because it's still "romantic" how protective he is over her. I just don't like the idea that there are girls out there CRYING themselves to sleep at night because Edward is SO perfect. He's not a reasonable ideal at all...

I dunno. I guess it just hits a soft spot on that aspect.

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To be honest, this isn't the first time vampire lore has been messed with. Remember the vampire EGGS in Van Helsing? This is really the most popular and wide-reaching plague ever to hit the right thinking man and fans of horror and common sense are suffering the most, followed by anyone who likes girls, followed by anyone who likes books. There's no happy medium with Twilight, there are people who LOVE the books, and there's people with self respect. Look! Mud slinging. Ke$ha is like the Stephanie Meyer of music. Talentless, horrible to look at and bad....just...bad, but she's popular and has stacks of herpes cash so she must be right and I must be wrong because that's how our world works. Twilight has won and based on the upcoming American remake of Let the Right One in AND the completely relationship based Half Blood Prince movie, the world has lost. So kudos Twilight you are.....the most popular.

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So WE are the weakest link?

Damn......
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Offline Micula

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But it's the bad relationships that make you appreciate the good one. I have never been in an abusive relationship, but I have been with a total wanker. Eg, he asked me to marry him and one week later decided that he didn't love me anymore. That completely tore me up and for about a fortnight I fell apart. Then after talking with my dad and realising that life didn't stop, I realised that he was a complete tosser and not right for me.

And yes teen girls may get into abusive relationships, but those girls still would.. regardless of what they read. And if they're lucky they'll learn from it. But sad to say.. women will still fall for jackasses regardless of whatever's on the shelves and that is a fact. You have more than one influence in your life unless you live in a cave.

And yeah you will get people who take it to extremes. And you get that in all walks of life, from elvis fans to footie nutcases to the occasional insane roleplayer, that's people and it'll always happen.

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As a side note i didnt know they were making a remake of let the right one in. That was a terrific movie that I really enjoyed.