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Author Topic: The worst/best pick up lines ever. Great for a laugh...  (Read 4416 times)

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Offline LadyJallyn

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I couldn't help but laugh at some of these. Dunno if its the multiple slaps or just the lines or a combo of both...

Offline Maxx

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Those were some hellish bad pick up lines....  Australian kiss...  he he he....
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.  -George Carlin

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"Excuse me miss but does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" - Devilius

Then of course there is my anti-pick up line...

"Sorry but l don't fuck the living" - Devilius (yes l actually said this to a girl once...it was worth the look on her face)

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One of my co-workers claims to use the chloroform line regualrly....
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.  -George Carlin